Sunday 15 April 2012

What's he gonna look like with a chimney on him.

Poor Colin was convinced that the Brinsley wreck was about to collapse today.  The house is still a building site; the plummer has "first fixed" the pipes, and the electrician is due in tomorrow and the water company have still got to sort out an appointment date.  So when he went in the front room and heard a low "fizzing" type noise, he couldn't work out what the problem was; gas, electric or water -one by one, he turned them all off, and went around the house investigating every room for drips, holes in gas pipes etc, but couldn't find anything amiss......
After a few anxious moments, Col's really good at most practical things, but hates messing about with water and electrics, he realised, with both relief and annoyance at being so dim, that the fizzing was from the bottle of cola that he'd brought with him, ah maybe it could be written into a sketch for a cola advert, for a coke break!
Jackie.  

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